How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
soo... how was my night?
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