is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Randomize
