toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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