I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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