Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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