somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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