would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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