I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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