My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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