Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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