It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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