So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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