Cold hands, warm shart.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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