I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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