Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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