the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
pop tarts are not kleenex
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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