Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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