hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
