you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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