The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Randomize