We won't sleep together?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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