she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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