I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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