these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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