I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
