he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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