I'm really into asian looking animals
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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