guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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