sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We need to get me chipped asap
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
