evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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