and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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