we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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