I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
