i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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