Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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