Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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