Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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