I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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