I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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