What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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