we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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