Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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