Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
