When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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