turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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