I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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