it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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