It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
