the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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