Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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