Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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